Flash yoke of the day - 2 (Sort by: Popularity)
Close shave
If you can’t open your cunt as wide as your mouth then there is no point to ask your man to shave your pussy. He will ask your pussy to say: “oo...”
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The burning bush
Recommendation for married women – don’t cheat on your husband’s! Who knows, what plans have that man upstairs.
266 78% 18Flash
Crank Case
Maternity hospital! :) Old man has very young wife. Nurse asks: "how do you do it?", man says: "you got to keep the old engin runnin'!". After nine months same situation. In 4th accouchement borns black-skined child and nurse says: "You better change the oil - this one is black!" :D
264 81% 3Flash
Ladies of the night
Vampire sexy girls are having oral sex on the street at night. But there’s one witness. You shouldn’t think that you would love to be in his place.
264 79% 5Flash
Pilot Error
Pilot in airplane was talking about new sexy stewardess and about his plans to fuck but before he will make a shit. Unfortunately he forgot to switch off the microphone and everyone in the plane heard what he has said.
263 79% 5Flash
Good Vibrations
If you don’t want those good vibrations to stop then you should think about good batteries. Very sexy commercial. Maybe it could be a good idea for you own future commercial.
263 78% 8Flash
New Tattoo
You should never complain to you girlfriend that there’s never anything to eat between holidays. Otherwise she can listen to your complaint and try to solve this problem. But not the way you think she will go to make some tattoos.
260 77% 10Flash
Gėjai
Rodeo Daze
Which sex style you like the best? Is it doggy style? If you are not sure you should learn one phrase from this joke that will help you to diversify your sex styles.
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The arttest
Before you assign to draw painting in your library make sure that painter has got your idea right not word for word. Otherwise you will be surprised when on your library wall will be many naked Indians fucking with hot ladies and in the middle of painting big shit.
256 78% 4Flash
Space Shot
That man only thinks that he is getting the first blowjob in space but he just don’t know what has happed in early 60’s in space. Watch this animation to know it.
255 79% 2Flash
Leave it to Bush
George Bush is drawing a rabbit. George Busey came to visit him with two ferrets. Two little ferret donates $38000 to George Bush. He feels so grateful about it and offers them to have sex.
254 77% 8Flash
Slick Trick
Magicians can make cards disappear and to appear. They can make this trick with everything. If he pays you $100 to touch your sexy wife’s boobs then don’t trust him because not only cards can disappear but money also.
254 78% 4Flash
Coyote Pretty
Sexy blonde girl was driving through the town and she noticed a man fucking coyote. She decided to write a report on the man she saw. But when she came to sheriff she was shocked about the rules in this town.
252 79% 7Flash
The Irate Pirate
The irate pirate wants to have sexy babes every morning but to become absolute pirate he had to buy a parrot. But he was mistaken about that parrot, he doesn’t speak things that you want to hear.
252 78% 14Flash
Checked Out
Do you know your size of condoms? It’s better to be unaware. Just go to the shop where one sexy girl is working and ask her condoms. She will know your size after checking your dick.
250 81% 9Flash
Ripe form pickin
Do you want to know some sexy secrets how to make your cucumbers grow faster and bigger? Then watch how this sexy chick masturbates in front of tomatoes and find out why.
246 77% 8Flash
Two nuts
George W. Bush in mental hospital. He is sitting in his bed and imagining that he is driwing a car. Doctor asks him: “What are you doing?” George Bush answers: “I’m getting hell out of here!” Then doctor asks the same a man next to George Bush who is touching his dick and he answers:” I’m fucking his wife while he’s gone.”
236 78% 1Flash
Shurlick Holmes - the sore whore
If you feel pain all over your body in every place you touch yourself then you should visit horny Shurlik Holmes. He will definitely find out what has happened to you after researching your naked body.
231 75% 2Flash
To the Point
Aborigine’s allows white people to choose the way they want to die so they can make canoes from their skins. But the last victim chooses a fork to kill himself and screws up their plans about new canoe.
228 77% 8Flash
Opportunity knockers
Are you wily enough to have sex with two teenage girls together? Do you want to know how to get their fathers permission? Then watch this.
226 81% 5Flash
Lip service
Every man in the world have dreamed about hospital like this. All you have to do is to say to doctor that you have disease on your dick or balls. When you will get to this hospital you will get lip service from hot girl.
225 78% 3Flash
